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Computer Gender

Postby SophieA » 16 Sep 2007 03:34 pm

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. \"House\'\',
for instance, is feminine: \'\'la casa\'\'. \'\'Pencil\'\', however, is masculine:
\"el lapiz\'\'.

A student asked, \'\'What gender is \'computer\'?\'\'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups,
male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether
“computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked
to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men\'s group decided that “computer” should definitely be of the
feminine gender (“la computadora”) because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest m istakes are stored in long term memory for possible
later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.


(This gets better!)


The women\'s group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine
(“el computador”) because:
1 In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can\'t think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they
are the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.


The women won.
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Re:Computer Gender

Postby jazz » 13 Oct 2007 11:51 pm

:D..after being married for 24 years...I agree!
You need to learn the rules before you can break them
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Re:Computer Gender

Postby SYL » 14 Oct 2007 12:59 am

:laugh: :cheer:
That is so funny sophie
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Re:Computer Gender

Postby Jeni Giles » 16 Oct 2007 11:07 pm

Have to agree- should be male they can be just as irritating!
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